YOUR tiny limp “penis” doesn’t look like the BBC BULL’S. You don’t have the STAMINA or produce the volume of POTENT BLACK SEED. So don’t deny your wife/GF the ultimate sexual pleasure. Your next anniversary, give them the gift of a STRONG BBC!
Don’t worry. Your girl is having a great first day at college
This one cracked me up, an Asian couple is having sex in the back of a mini market and is caught, and the for girl who caught them her response is... comical...