This is gonna sound crazy, but as a bisexual, ultra-kinky, celeb-worshipping perv , I'm wondering if any of you lovely boys might be interested in dating? More info in comments, and here's some Kaley for your trouble...
My poor little sister Selena Gomez is still waiting for her boobies to come in, but I'm secretly in love with her bite-sized baby lumps... Do you think she'll ever fully appreciate her itty bitty little titties?