Your boss discovers his coworker John is camslut and using call himself Julie. He can't believe how pathetic you are but want to bang your boipussy. Send you message: " Do you want a raise Julie? I want you as my new secretary ;) "
Hopefully your PULL-OUT game is stronger than my PULL-UP game. Notice how I tried to play it off and act like I was just stretching. "Alexa, add GET STRONG ENOUGH TO DO A UCKING PULL-UP to my to-do list." This saga is to be continued..